30th May 201423:3379,766 notes

lordflacko91:

sizvideos:

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Now this is the best advice any one has ever given to anybody. I’ll be making this happen one day that’s for sure

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flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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k3lasaur:

a relationship is like a house

if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

unless that house is a lying whore

then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

Amen

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~   The greatest thing I have ever read (via youmaythinkyouknowme)

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aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

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26th Apr 201402:077,280 notes
confictus:

ignorantarts:


you’ll regret me like the tattoos on your skin3.18.14

DEEP

OH MY GOD
24th Apr 201410:48544,203 notes
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